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Spring Heeled Jack
The people of London were terrified
They tried to run, they tried to hide.
They heard the news of an attack
By a bouncing figure named Jack.
He was tall and thin, with a darkened coat
And roamed around among the common folk.
With his fiery eyes, and iron hands
He loved to slash at hated fans.
"He vomited before him a light blue flame,
To scare away attackers" so the people claim.
Whenever they caught him, on the catchers he pounced
And for freedom, away he bounced.
From rooftop to rooftop, to get away
Made the locals worried of this stray.
On one autumn day, in full view sight
Jack did something not so bright.
Picking up an old lady he found
Threw her off a bridge, and so she drowned.
A topic started while people ate their meals
Could this attacker, Jack have springs on his heels?
Come World War 2 some troopers tried
But with broken ankles "failed" they cried.
The last sighting of him was in 1953
Where in daylight he jumped into a tree.
From the way Jack disappeared, made villagers kee
The Deadly Cat
I Once owned a black and white cat
Who was extremely fat.
Every now and then
She would eat my friend ben.
When she was asleep, people would think she was a hat
When they picked her up and she ate them,
they realized it was my cat.
We got a call from the F.B.I saying we had to put her down
But instead we sold her to a pet shop across town.
Two days later a millionaire bought her without a clue
And one day she ate him up too.
The F.B.I had enough,
So they sent the army who they thought was tough.
The cat bumped into Goldilocks,
The only traces of her that could be found
Was her blood splattered on my cat's crown.
And on her teeth was a piece of her hair
Which the F.B.I didn't seem to care.
When they saw she was fat
They decided to put an end to that.
So they flashed her down the loo
Where she survived for several months survived on poo.
One day she was released
And was classified as the worlds biggest beast.
She ate the whole army
The tanks, the planes and even Mayor Barney.
It sounded l
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