The Deadly Cat

I Once owned a black and white cat
Who was extremely fat.
Every now and then
She would eat my friend ben.
When she was asleep, people would think she was a hat
When they picked her up and she ate them,
they realized it was my cat.
We got a call from the F.B.I saying we had to put her down
But instead we sold her to a pet shop across town.
Two days later a millionaire bought her without a clue
And one day she ate him up too.
The F.B.I had enough,
So they sent the army who they thought was tough.
The cat bumped into Goldilocks,
The only traces of her that could be found
Was her blood splattered on my cat's crown.
And on her teeth was a piece of her hair
Which the F.B.I didn't seem to care.
When they saw she was fat
They decided to put an end to that.
So they flashed her down the loo
Where she survived for several months survived on poo.
One day she was released
And was classified as the worlds biggest beast.
She ate the whole army
The tanks, the planes and even Mayor Barney.
It sounded like thunder her purr
And she left a forest of her fur.
The cat that I once own
Was now chewing on a dinosaur bone.
The fat cat that once slept on my bed
Was now chewing on my hollow head.
The cat that ate my dad
Was now doing something very bad.